This is the part where I let you read what I've written, most of which tends to be very silly. If my muse is willing, more may follow in future.

Random Fandom

• I.F. (Irritating Fanwank) - with apologies to Rudyard Kipling. Most fandoms should find something in it to identify with...
• Can You Slash Green Eggs and Ham? - with apologies to Dr Seuss and anyone whose childhood I've unwittingly spoiled.
• A-Level Exam in Fandom Studies - my sure-fire plan for educating the youth of today in the skills they really need.
• The Fannovations Catalogue - exclusive products to improve YOUR fandom life!

Doctor Who and Torchwood

Bits and pieces inspired by new-school Doctor Who and its spin-off.

Fiction

These links take you to the Who archive A Teaspoon and an Open Mind.

• One Thing We Always Suspected About Captain Jack (PG-13, Ninth Doctor) - Rose is randy, the Doctor is dithering, and Jack has a pants-shaking revelation to make. A slice of extreme silliness.
• Notes From A Bed Of Rose's (PG-13, Ninth Doctor) - The Doctor loves to watch Rose sleep. Rose is somewhat less enthusiastic about it. An irreverent but affectionate look at something of a fanfic cliché.
• Five Things That Don't Usually Happen When The Doctor and Rose Get It On (R, Ninth Doctor) - A set of five deeply daft drabbles that explore... well, exactly what it says on the tin.
• Don't Look Now, But Your Ways Have Parted (PG-13, Tenth Doctor) - Rose thinks she has lost her one true love for ever, but then she realizes that they could still be blissfully happy together - if only that stupid Doctor bloke would stop getting in the way. A sideways glance at the clichés of Ten!Fic.
• Five Fates Worse Than Doomsday (PG-13, Tenth Doctor) - Five drabbles that explore the wobbly fictional hinterland of Things That Didn't Happen After Doomsday.
• Passion in Store (PG-13, Tenth Doctor) - Doctor/Little Shop. An unflinching look at a retail-based romance.
• Captain Jack's Adventures in Fanfic (NC-17, Tenth Doctor) - Spoilers for Journey's End. Jack can't tell you what he's thinking right now, but he CAN try to write it down afterwards, in copious and explicit detail. What a shame he sucks at summaries.
• Something In The Hair (PG-13, Tenth and Eleventh Doctor) - The Tenth and Eleventh Doctors mutually express their irresistible physical attraction to each other's most prominent attribute. Rampant double entendre results.
• LATEST! Seven Days That Shook Captain Jack's Pants (R, Torchwood)- There is a little-known Welsh saying: "Never judge a man until you've spent a week in his pants." Captain Jack Harkness is that man. These are his pants.

Poetic Parodies

These links take you to my Livejournal.

• Now We Are Sick (Of Martha Getting A Raw Deal) (after A.A. Milne) - An ode to Martha Jones.
• A Gallifreyan Romance (Sort Of) (after Ogden Nash) - Tenth Doctor/Simm!Master: a sideways look at the last of the Time Lords...

Harry Potter

Ficlets

• Dark Lord of the Dance - a.k.a. Draco Malfoy Does Riverdance. A silly tale of frilly shirts and thwarted ambition.
• Lord Voldemort's Office Christmas Party - do Death Eaters regularly embarrass themselves in the holiday season? You bet...

Poems

• The Rowling - with apologies to Edgar Allan Poe, JK Rowling, and probably quite a few other people too...
• You Are Rich, J.K. Rowling - with apologies to Lewis Carroll...

Drabbles

• A collection of Potter drabbles written for various LJ communities.